Celebrities I currently want to put in a room and blow up.

Kerry Katona - Loud, Fat, and undeserving of children, needs to have her kids seized by Social Services, if any normal parent was caught hoofing huge lines off their bedside table, their kids would be on a boat to an American care home quicker than you can say  'Thats why fatties like me go to Iceland', so why does she still have access to her children?

Jordan - Not even going to call her 'Katie Price' and she likes to be known now. She was known as Jordan in her slapper, plastic face and body heyday, and she hasn't changed so why does everyone think she has? She still wears bright pink velour tracksuits (that's enough to want to kill anybody). Nobody cares what you did next slag.

Peter Andre - Much the same as aforementioned Jordan, but instead has chosen to adopt the 'Im innocent, see, I have kids' approach to dealing with scrutiny from the media. Take his kids away and he is just another boring male.

Lady Gaga - Your not shocking, your singing and dancing is, your not the second coming of Madonna, Madonna is Madonna, your are a Pre-Op transvestite. Your songs incite riots in my head and when you mince about on stage trying to be sexy you make me want to gouge out my own eyeballs with my own toe.

Lil Wayne - You full on kissed Baby (your adopted Father) live on stage a couple of years back, and now all of a sudden you gain superhuman ability to release loads of mix tapes and feature on loads of songs, impossible to do that without having help, and everyone knows where you got your help from. Everyone loves your annoying monotonous R2D2 voice and claims your the new messiah of Rap? Hang on a second.....HE KISSED HIS DAD ON STAGE ON THE LIPS.

Nikki Minaj - Lyrics written by a 3 year old, appearance styled by whoever dresses 'Lady' Gaga (death penalty already) and a voice equal to Lil Wayne's droning. What's to like about you? Oh and a fringe that back in the day everyone used to laugh at, now as soon as you have that fringe that looks like it was cut round a Frosties box everyone loves it, even though your BALD IN REALITY.

Rihanna - When she came out she was decent, songs to dance to, songs that cheered you up and made you want to party, now her songs are all depressing and show no sign of inventiveness, she cuts her hair like a boy and dyes it red, now every girl wants to look like her. She wails like a banshee and calls it singing and everyone claims she is the next Whitney Houston. Hurry up and fade away Rihanna, go on a crack binge like Whitney did and smoke your kneecaps off. whatever is quicker.