Life is like a box of chocolates... Or not.

It's an age old argument, 'what do you prefer, big girls or skinny girls'. Truth is, it's personal preference, so there is no right answer, it's verging on being a rhetorical question. But let's break this 'rhetoric' down a bit.

This is Candice Swanepoel, a Victoria's Secret model, she is in the public eye constantly, with this figure. I personally see nothing sexy about her figure, if she stood up straight there would be no clear definition between her hips and thighs, it's almost like she has a 10 year old's body, which is wrong in so many ways! Yet she is thrust into the public eye on television and such and shown to the world, girls then see her and want to look like she does, creating all kinds of issues, Bulimia, Anorexia, mental health problems (depression), due to girls who aren't NATURALLY this skinny failing at obtaining this silly weight. This coupled with adverts on television of skinny girls modelling clothes just adds fuel to the fire.

Doutzen Kroes, another Victoria's secret model, yet look at the stark difference between the two! She looks healthier, her swimsuit isn't looking like it's going to fall off due to no hips to grip to, she epitomises the curvier figure, without looking overweight, there is a fine line between 'curvy' and overweight.

If magazines continue to use all these skinny models in their campaigns, and plastering them all over adverts and television and other popular media, then we are going to be inundated with ant-figured women everywhere, and the decline of the sight of a natural woman is going to be a thing of the past, picture a world where every girl looked like they were an under-developed 10 year old boy, buck the trend girls! Put down the brainwashing magazines, turn off the television adverts, and go and enjoy your life as it's intended, don't spend your existence on this planet worrying about how everyone else percieves you. It's a never ending cycle, and before you know it, your going to be too old to do anything about it anyway, and then the ageing blues start and the process repeats itself. GO LIVE!

 


 

Is it ok to punish the neighbours kids if they don't seem to be doing it themselves?

The Neighbours kids scream, hit each other, hit their parents the lot. They are christian and taught to be good, yet seem as though they are raised by Lucifer, at 5.30am, they run around screaming next door and I live in a semi-detached Victorian house, so they are VERY loud, at Midnight they are still running about, doors slamming, crying, the girl screaming for her brother to 'get out' and 'go away', during the summer they have one of those massive trampolines with the big net round it and sometimes they bounce on it together, I can't help but wish they would collide one day and knock each other out. One day the boy actually bounced so high that he flew through the netting and hit the garden chair, AWESOME, then came the tears, Christ almighty.. What I want to know is, is it ok to go in their house and intervene, you know, walk in and slap it round the face if it screams, or push it down the stairs. As lets face it, whatever those two have been doing ISN'T WORKING. Oh look she has painted all over the walls and pissed her pants, that's right give her some fucking sweets that will teach her! IDIOTS. Funnily enough the below picture looks EXACTLY  like the mother and child.

Guilty By Association

Why do some people insist on hanging around with the scum/dregs of society, then wonder why people say the things they do about them? If you hang about someone who causes trouble or you are seen conversing with someone of a nature not exactly classed as 'idyllic', then you can't blame people for jumping to conclusions. Don't like that brush soaked in tar sliding down your face? Don't like the rumours being spread about you? Then stop frequenting areas these scum hang about and stop acting like you are the best of buddies, it's doing you no favours.

Celebrities I currently want to put in a room and blow up.

Kerry Katona - Loud, Fat, and undeserving of children, needs to have her kids seized by Social Services, if any normal parent was caught hoofing huge lines off their bedside table, their kids would be on a boat to an American care home quicker than you can say  'Thats why fatties like me go to Iceland', so why does she still have access to her children?

Jordan - Not even going to call her 'Katie Price' and she likes to be known now. She was known as Jordan in her slapper, plastic face and body heyday, and she hasn't changed so why does everyone think she has? She still wears bright pink velour tracksuits (that's enough to want to kill anybody). Nobody cares what you did next slag.

Peter Andre - Much the same as aforementioned Jordan, but instead has chosen to adopt the 'Im innocent, see, I have kids' approach to dealing with scrutiny from the media. Take his kids away and he is just another boring male.

Lady Gaga - Your not shocking, your singing and dancing is, your not the second coming of Madonna, Madonna is Madonna, your are a Pre-Op transvestite. Your songs incite riots in my head and when you mince about on stage trying to be sexy you make me want to gouge out my own eyeballs with my own toe.

Lil Wayne - You full on kissed Baby (your adopted Father) live on stage a couple of years back, and now all of a sudden you gain superhuman ability to release loads of mix tapes and feature on loads of songs, impossible to do that without having help, and everyone knows where you got your help from. Everyone loves your annoying monotonous R2D2 voice and claims your the new messiah of Rap? Hang on a second.....HE KISSED HIS DAD ON STAGE ON THE LIPS.

Nikki Minaj - Lyrics written by a 3 year old, appearance styled by whoever dresses 'Lady' Gaga (death penalty already) and a voice equal to Lil Wayne's droning. What's to like about you? Oh and a fringe that back in the day everyone used to laugh at, now as soon as you have that fringe that looks like it was cut round a Frosties box everyone loves it, even though your BALD IN REALITY.

Rihanna - When she came out she was decent, songs to dance to, songs that cheered you up and made you want to party, now her songs are all depressing and show no sign of inventiveness, she cuts her hair like a boy and dyes it red, now every girl wants to look like her. She wails like a banshee and calls it singing and everyone claims she is the next Whitney Houston. Hurry up and fade away Rihanna, go on a crack binge like Whitney did and smoke your kneecaps off. whatever is quicker.

New Year? Not really

Well here we go again, another New Year is up and yet again I have nothing good to say about it. So i won't.

Provocative???

Quoted from LastHonestGuy

'If you decide to go to a club or a bar dressed this way, that’s 100% perfectly fine to dress this way there as long as you’re single. Why do I see girls at bars or clubs dressed provocatively and the minute a guy comes up to them they say; “I have a boyfriend”? If you have a boyfriend/married 1) you shouldn’t be at a bar, period. 2) If you decide to go to a bar anyways, don’t dress like a skank. It’s that simple.
So, the bottom line is if you decide to dress provocatively and guys harass you, you are getting exactly what you deserve. If you dress provocatively that means you’re provoking them. Do it at you’re own risk or don’t do it at all.
Am I wrong?'
 (don't agree with point 1), but the rest is spot on. 

I HATE hypocrits. FACT.