Wednesday, 29 December 2010
Is it ok to punish the neighbours kids if they don't seem to be doing it themselves?
The Neighbours kids scream, hit each other, hit their parents the lot. They are christian and taught to be good, yet seem as though they are raised by Lucifer, at 5.30am, they run around screaming next door and I live in a semi-detached Victorian house, so they are VERY loud, at Midnight they are still running about, doors slamming, crying, the girl screaming for her brother to 'get out' and 'go away', during the summer they have one of those massive trampolines with the big net round it and sometimes they bounce on it together, I can't help but wish they would collide one day and knock each other out. One day the boy actually bounced so high that he flew through the netting and hit the garden chair, AWESOME, then came the tears, Christ almighty.. What I want to know is, is it ok to go in their house and intervene, you know, walk in and slap it round the face if it screams, or push it down the stairs. As lets face it, whatever those two have been doing ISN'T WORKING. Oh look she has painted all over the walls and pissed her pants, that's right give her some fucking sweets that will teach her! IDIOTS. Funnily enough the below picture looks EXACTLY like the mother and child.
Guilty By Association
Why do some people insist on hanging around with the scum/dregs of society, then wonder why people say the things they do about them? If you hang about someone who causes trouble or you are seen conversing with someone of a nature not exactly classed as 'idyllic', then you can't blame people for jumping to conclusions. Don't like that brush soaked in tar sliding down your face? Don't like the rumours being spread about you? Then stop frequenting areas these scum hang about and stop acting like you are the best of buddies, it's doing you no favours.
Celebrities I currently want to put in a room and blow up.
Kerry Katona - Loud, Fat, and undeserving of children, needs to have her kids seized by Social Services, if any normal parent was caught hoofing huge lines off their bedside table, their kids would be on a boat to an American care home quicker than you can say 'Thats why fatties like me go to Iceland', so why does she still have access to her children?
Jordan - Not even going to call her 'Katie Price' and she likes to be known now. She was known as Jordan in her slapper, plastic face and body heyday, and she hasn't changed so why does everyone think she has? She still wears bright pink velour tracksuits (that's enough to want to kill anybody). Nobody cares what you did next slag.
Peter Andre - Much the same as aforementioned Jordan, but instead has chosen to adopt the 'Im innocent, see, I have kids' approach to dealing with scrutiny from the media. Take his kids away and he is just another boring male.
Lady Gaga - Your not shocking, your singing and dancing is, your not the second coming of Madonna, Madonna is Madonna, your are a Pre-Op transvestite. Your songs incite riots in my head and when you mince about on stage trying to be sexy you make me want to gouge out my own eyeballs with my own toe.
Lil Wayne - You full on kissed Baby (your adopted Father) live on stage a couple of years back, and now all of a sudden you gain superhuman ability to release loads of mix tapes and feature on loads of songs, impossible to do that without having help, and everyone knows where you got your help from. Everyone loves your annoying monotonous R2D2 voice and claims your the new messiah of Rap? Hang on a second.....HE KISSED HIS DAD ON STAGE ON THE LIPS.
Nikki Minaj - Lyrics written by a 3 year old, appearance styled by whoever dresses 'Lady' Gaga (death penalty already) and a voice equal to Lil Wayne's droning. What's to like about you? Oh and a fringe that back in the day everyone used to laugh at, now as soon as you have that fringe that looks like it was cut round a Frosties box everyone loves it, even though your BALD IN REALITY.
Rihanna - When she came out she was decent, songs to dance to, songs that cheered you up and made you want to party, now her songs are all depressing and show no sign of inventiveness, she cuts her hair like a boy and dyes it red, now every girl wants to look like her. She wails like a banshee and calls it singing and everyone claims she is the next Whitney Houston. Hurry up and fade away Rihanna, go on a crack binge like Whitney did and smoke your kneecaps off. whatever is quicker.
Jordan - Not even going to call her 'Katie Price' and she likes to be known now. She was known as Jordan in her slapper, plastic face and body heyday, and she hasn't changed so why does everyone think she has? She still wears bright pink velour tracksuits (that's enough to want to kill anybody). Nobody cares what you did next slag.
Peter Andre - Much the same as aforementioned Jordan, but instead has chosen to adopt the 'Im innocent, see, I have kids' approach to dealing with scrutiny from the media. Take his kids away and he is just another boring male.
Lady Gaga - Your not shocking, your singing and dancing is, your not the second coming of Madonna, Madonna is Madonna, your are a Pre-Op transvestite. Your songs incite riots in my head and when you mince about on stage trying to be sexy you make me want to gouge out my own eyeballs with my own toe.
Lil Wayne - You full on kissed Baby (your adopted Father) live on stage a couple of years back, and now all of a sudden you gain superhuman ability to release loads of mix tapes and feature on loads of songs, impossible to do that without having help, and everyone knows where you got your help from. Everyone loves your annoying monotonous R2D2 voice and claims your the new messiah of Rap? Hang on a second.....HE KISSED HIS DAD ON STAGE ON THE LIPS.
Nikki Minaj - Lyrics written by a 3 year old, appearance styled by whoever dresses 'Lady' Gaga (death penalty already) and a voice equal to Lil Wayne's droning. What's to like about you? Oh and a fringe that back in the day everyone used to laugh at, now as soon as you have that fringe that looks like it was cut round a Frosties box everyone loves it, even though your BALD IN REALITY.
Rihanna - When she came out she was decent, songs to dance to, songs that cheered you up and made you want to party, now her songs are all depressing and show no sign of inventiveness, she cuts her hair like a boy and dyes it red, now every girl wants to look like her. She wails like a banshee and calls it singing and everyone claims she is the next Whitney Houston. Hurry up and fade away Rihanna, go on a crack binge like Whitney did and smoke your kneecaps off. whatever is quicker.
New Year? Not really
Well here we go again, another New Year is up and yet again I have nothing good to say about it. So i won't.
Tuesday, 28 December 2010
Provocative???
Quoted from LastHonestGuy
'If you decide to go to a club or a bar dressed this way, that’s 100% perfectly fine to dress this way there as long as you’re single. Why do I see girls at bars or clubs dressed provocatively and the minute a guy comes up to them they say; “I have a boyfriend”? If you have a boyfriend/married 1) you shouldn’t be at a bar, period. 2) If you decide to go to a bar anyways, don’t dress like a skank. It’s that simple.
So, the bottom line is if you decide to dress provocatively and guys harass you, you are getting exactly what you deserve. If you dress provocatively that means you’re provoking them. Do it at you’re own risk or don’t do it at all.
Am I wrong?'
(don't agree with point 1), but the rest is spot on.
'If you decide to go to a club or a bar dressed this way, that’s 100% perfectly fine to dress this way there as long as you’re single. Why do I see girls at bars or clubs dressed provocatively and the minute a guy comes up to them they say; “I have a boyfriend”? If you have a boyfriend/married 1) you shouldn’t be at a bar, period. 2) If you decide to go to a bar anyways, don’t dress like a skank. It’s that simple.
So, the bottom line is if you decide to dress provocatively and guys harass you, you are getting exactly what you deserve. If you dress provocatively that means you’re provoking them. Do it at you’re own risk or don’t do it at all.
Am I wrong?'
(don't agree with point 1), but the rest is spot on.
Thursday, 16 December 2010
Tuesday, 7 December 2010
'Real'
There I am on the bus today, and a girl sitting behind me with her friend starts talking about how she wants to be famous, the other girl, was one of those teens who thinks they are of age, around the 50 years old mark, and talks like a spoilt angst ridden, 'angry at the government but do nothing about it' University student from America, or one of those utterly diabolical scripted teen 'reality' drama shows where the actors all look about 30 but are playing 16 year olds. The 'I want to be famous' girl, said that she would do anything to be famous, and proceeded to reel off a list of potential professions that she would ultimately like to wangle her way into to earn her wages.
Here's a list, and these are quoted:
:- Be like Jordan/Katie Price because she is 'real'
:- Be on stage, preferably through not having to go to University, but through acting in minor productions (so Pantomime then) and working her way up the tier.
:- Being 'real' on a television show, so that other people could 'feel what I'm saying and feel like they have a person in their life who knows how it is in the world now'. Right..
Ok, I'm sorry but since when has Katie Price ever been 'real' apart from 'real' as her own person? All the people that say she is 'real' aren't anything like her, they don't pose naked in newspapers and lad's mags, and they don't sleep with 30 people in a year and have kid's and call them stupid names, so how is she 'real' to them? That's effectively saying that your not being yourself because if you were to be yourself you would be exactly the same as her because she is 'real', so your whole life is a lie? None of your friends are getting the actual you? That's quite sad.. But more to the point, if you aren't like Katie Price and you still think she is 'real', then that means you aspire to be like her, surely not, surely nobody in their right mind would aspire to be like her? Fake hair, fake teeth, fake jaw, fake boobs, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake hair colour, fake cheeks, fake eye make-up, fake eyebrows, fake life, fake personality. Now you tell me which part of her is 'real' because i fail to see it....This girl talking was 14 apparently, and this is the young generation that we have to look forward to seeing on tv presenting shows and interviewing celebrities in the next 10-15 years? Let's hope the United Kingdom sinks below sea-level alot sooner than expected...
Here's a list, and these are quoted:
:- Be like Jordan/Katie Price because she is 'real'
:- Be on stage, preferably through not having to go to University, but through acting in minor productions (so Pantomime then) and working her way up the tier.
:- Being 'real' on a television show, so that other people could 'feel what I'm saying and feel like they have a person in their life who knows how it is in the world now'. Right..
Ok, I'm sorry but since when has Katie Price ever been 'real' apart from 'real' as her own person? All the people that say she is 'real' aren't anything like her, they don't pose naked in newspapers and lad's mags, and they don't sleep with 30 people in a year and have kid's and call them stupid names, so how is she 'real' to them? That's effectively saying that your not being yourself because if you were to be yourself you would be exactly the same as her because she is 'real', so your whole life is a lie? None of your friends are getting the actual you? That's quite sad.. But more to the point, if you aren't like Katie Price and you still think she is 'real', then that means you aspire to be like her, surely not, surely nobody in their right mind would aspire to be like her? Fake hair, fake teeth, fake jaw, fake boobs, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake hair colour, fake cheeks, fake eye make-up, fake eyebrows, fake life, fake personality. Now you tell me which part of her is 'real' because i fail to see it....This girl talking was 14 apparently, and this is the young generation that we have to look forward to seeing on tv presenting shows and interviewing celebrities in the next 10-15 years? Let's hope the United Kingdom sinks below sea-level alot sooner than expected...
Monday, 6 December 2010
A day in the life of...
A phobia (from the Greek: φόβος,phóbos, meaning "fear" or "morbid fear") is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of certain situations, activities, things, animals, or people. The main symptom of this disorder is the excessive and unreasonable desire to avoid the feared stimulus. When the fear is beyond one's control, and if the fear is interfering with daily life, then a diagnosis under one of the anxiety disorders can be made.
Some may know, some may not, that I have a very real fear of Spiders or Arachnophobia as it is known medically. I'd like to point out that it isn't the 'I don't like Spiders' fear, I am in possession of the 'It ruins my everyday life' kind.
Alot of people claim to have a Phobia of Spiders (I even find it extremely hard to say or write the name..) but most of them just simply dislike them. To actually know what it's like to possess this fear 'irrational' or not, you would have to live a day of my life, and by day I mean day. Let me show you what I mean:
Starting when I wake up I check around me when I get out of bed, I make my way to the bathroom (to say, get ready for work), the first thing I do is walk straight through the door and look behind me above the door frame in case one is there, next I quickly check the bath if I can see into it from where I am, if I can't then I make my way to the sink and check there, I'll clean my teeth, but the whole time I'm checking around me, looking in the mirror behind me, always keeping watch.
Next I might start getting clothes out, I open the wardrobe doors, and look at all 4 corners of it to see if anything is there, it's not a dramatic look, more of a glance. I won't take any clothes on a hanger that have been hanging against a wall in the wardrobe because something could easily crawl onto it or into a pocket (they like dark spaces) I'll pick out my clothes, but when I go to put them on I shake them if they have been near the wall.
Next comes breakfast, I go downstairs, the whole time my eyes are scanning the floor, walls, corners of rooms, ceilings and crevices of the stairs even. I eat my breakfast then its time to go to work, but before I do that I have to choose which shoes to wear, and if they have been on the floor I pick each shoe up in turn and turn it upside down and shake it or put my hand into it (why I put my hand in it I don't know, as if I was ever to find something in there I don't physically know what I would do..)
Now comes the walk to the bus stop, not as bad as it sounds, and it's not, but bushes and trees I don't walk very near and underpasses are hell..or brick walls I don't brush against. Once at the bus stop if it is a little shed-like one I wont go inside, no matter how cold it is. Once at work I still go about my normal routine but the whole while I am still checking door frames, walls, ceilings everywhere.
As the day goes on it starts to get dark, and seeing as most Spiders are nocturnal (are active at night, rather than daytime) this is when I'm at my most agitated...
You see I'm not scared of just any old Spiders (just because you have the Phobia itself doesn't mean your scared of all Spiders) I happen to be scared of the species Tegenaria domestica & Tegenaria. gigantea, or more commonly known as the Domestic House Spider, and the Giant House Spider respectively. People say 'how can you be scared of those and not of smaller ones like Money Spiders', simply because, it's the ACTIONS of these two species that petrify me. For instance both species are HUGE, the domestic one reaching a 0.5 inch body and 40mm legs, and the giant one reaching sometimes up to an 18mm body and 75MM BLOODY LEGS.
Here you go, work that out for yourself:
But, it's not only their size that bothers me, it's also their speed and their gait (the way they move), the sometimes sporadic movement, or the 'I'm gonna run straight at you' kind of movement. The shape of them, the way they just appear out of nowhere, one minute they aren't there the next minute they are on the wall next to you, the fact that the giant ones don't generally fear much apart from other giant house spiders (if I hear one more person say, 'it's more scared of you than you are of it', I'm going to brain them) and so when you confront them they tend to just sit there, they don't care. When your scared of something you don't run at it do you? But yet the big ones run at me sometimes?
I can't enter a house I'm not familiar with without looking at the door frames first when I walk in. If I see a spider in my house or anywhere I have to stand in the middle of the room and then walk to the opposite corner of it so I can see 'it' and all other corners of the room so I know where it is at ALL TIMES. If someone isn't around to dispatch it (they are killed otherwise they just turn up again, they aren't 'thrown out the window' or 'put outside the front door', they are HOUSE spiders so of course they get back in, if you were thrown out of your house you would try and get back in right?) I have to see someone kill it. I can't go into attics all the way, I have to stay near the hole so I have a means of escape, if furniture is moved, I have to check inside it, under it, behind it, before I will even attempt to help lift it.
During the Spring, Summer and Autumn months (breeding time of my little friends) my bedroom window and any other window that is regularly opened is covered with Velcro round the window frame and a netting is placed over the top of this, I would rather die of heat stroke than have one in my room.
What really gets to me is when people say 'I'm really scared of spiders, someone always has to get rid of them for me, and I can't sleep in the same room as them', true arachnophobes wouldn't dream of leaving the room their 'monster' was in, from fear of losing the creature and never finding it again, once your in a room with it, your there until it's deceased 'Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer' has never meant more to me than in this situation.
Also, these F-Lister's on 'I'm a complete idiot and I've run out of money get me outta here' say 'I'm so scared of spiders, of creepy bugs', if that's the case what are you doing in a jungle? My dream is to travel to Brazil, to work with snakes and reptiles but I can't because the world's second largest spider lives there (the biggest being the Giant Huntsman), the Goliath Bird Eating Spider, this thing is capable of growing to a total length of 30CM, yes, that's THREE of those rulers up there..
My fear may be irrational to some, and some people find it hilarious to say they have one in their hand and proceed to follow me with cupped hands ( I will lash out), but to me it's very real, no matter how irrational to other people. It's stopped me following my dreams and it makes everyday life extremely difficult. My Mum suffers with the same ailment, and is even worse by me, she has had hypnotherapy, CBT ( cognitive behavioral therapy) all to no avail, and I'm too scared to try these methods. Watching television is a nightmare, as is reading magazines or books, if a picture comes up I feel physically sick. Who knows whether I will ever conquer my fear or whether I will just simply learn to live with it, all I know is that it's been Hell so far, so to all those people who think they are scared, have a little re-think..
Some may know, some may not, that I have a very real fear of Spiders or Arachnophobia as it is known medically. I'd like to point out that it isn't the 'I don't like Spiders' fear, I am in possession of the 'It ruins my everyday life' kind.
Alot of people claim to have a Phobia of Spiders (I even find it extremely hard to say or write the name..) but most of them just simply dislike them. To actually know what it's like to possess this fear 'irrational' or not, you would have to live a day of my life, and by day I mean day. Let me show you what I mean:
Starting when I wake up I check around me when I get out of bed, I make my way to the bathroom (to say, get ready for work), the first thing I do is walk straight through the door and look behind me above the door frame in case one is there, next I quickly check the bath if I can see into it from where I am, if I can't then I make my way to the sink and check there, I'll clean my teeth, but the whole time I'm checking around me, looking in the mirror behind me, always keeping watch.
Next I might start getting clothes out, I open the wardrobe doors, and look at all 4 corners of it to see if anything is there, it's not a dramatic look, more of a glance. I won't take any clothes on a hanger that have been hanging against a wall in the wardrobe because something could easily crawl onto it or into a pocket (they like dark spaces) I'll pick out my clothes, but when I go to put them on I shake them if they have been near the wall.
Next comes breakfast, I go downstairs, the whole time my eyes are scanning the floor, walls, corners of rooms, ceilings and crevices of the stairs even. I eat my breakfast then its time to go to work, but before I do that I have to choose which shoes to wear, and if they have been on the floor I pick each shoe up in turn and turn it upside down and shake it or put my hand into it (why I put my hand in it I don't know, as if I was ever to find something in there I don't physically know what I would do..)
Now comes the walk to the bus stop, not as bad as it sounds, and it's not, but bushes and trees I don't walk very near and underpasses are hell..or brick walls I don't brush against. Once at the bus stop if it is a little shed-like one I wont go inside, no matter how cold it is. Once at work I still go about my normal routine but the whole while I am still checking door frames, walls, ceilings everywhere.
As the day goes on it starts to get dark, and seeing as most Spiders are nocturnal (are active at night, rather than daytime) this is when I'm at my most agitated...
You see I'm not scared of just any old Spiders (just because you have the Phobia itself doesn't mean your scared of all Spiders) I happen to be scared of the species Tegenaria domestica & Tegenaria. gigantea, or more commonly known as the Domestic House Spider, and the Giant House Spider respectively. People say 'how can you be scared of those and not of smaller ones like Money Spiders', simply because, it's the ACTIONS of these two species that petrify me. For instance both species are HUGE, the domestic one reaching a 0.5 inch body and 40mm legs, and the giant one reaching sometimes up to an 18mm body and 75MM BLOODY LEGS.
Here you go, work that out for yourself:
But, it's not only their size that bothers me, it's also their speed and their gait (the way they move), the sometimes sporadic movement, or the 'I'm gonna run straight at you' kind of movement. The shape of them, the way they just appear out of nowhere, one minute they aren't there the next minute they are on the wall next to you, the fact that the giant ones don't generally fear much apart from other giant house spiders (if I hear one more person say, 'it's more scared of you than you are of it', I'm going to brain them) and so when you confront them they tend to just sit there, they don't care. When your scared of something you don't run at it do you? But yet the big ones run at me sometimes?
I can't enter a house I'm not familiar with without looking at the door frames first when I walk in. If I see a spider in my house or anywhere I have to stand in the middle of the room and then walk to the opposite corner of it so I can see 'it' and all other corners of the room so I know where it is at ALL TIMES. If someone isn't around to dispatch it (they are killed otherwise they just turn up again, they aren't 'thrown out the window' or 'put outside the front door', they are HOUSE spiders so of course they get back in, if you were thrown out of your house you would try and get back in right?) I have to see someone kill it. I can't go into attics all the way, I have to stay near the hole so I have a means of escape, if furniture is moved, I have to check inside it, under it, behind it, before I will even attempt to help lift it.
During the Spring, Summer and Autumn months (breeding time of my little friends) my bedroom window and any other window that is regularly opened is covered with Velcro round the window frame and a netting is placed over the top of this, I would rather die of heat stroke than have one in my room.
What really gets to me is when people say 'I'm really scared of spiders, someone always has to get rid of them for me, and I can't sleep in the same room as them', true arachnophobes wouldn't dream of leaving the room their 'monster' was in, from fear of losing the creature and never finding it again, once your in a room with it, your there until it's deceased 'Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer' has never meant more to me than in this situation.
Also, these F-Lister's on 'I'm a complete idiot and I've run out of money get me outta here' say 'I'm so scared of spiders, of creepy bugs', if that's the case what are you doing in a jungle? My dream is to travel to Brazil, to work with snakes and reptiles but I can't because the world's second largest spider lives there (the biggest being the Giant Huntsman), the Goliath Bird Eating Spider, this thing is capable of growing to a total length of 30CM, yes, that's THREE of those rulers up there..
My fear may be irrational to some, and some people find it hilarious to say they have one in their hand and proceed to follow me with cupped hands ( I will lash out), but to me it's very real, no matter how irrational to other people. It's stopped me following my dreams and it makes everyday life extremely difficult. My Mum suffers with the same ailment, and is even worse by me, she has had hypnotherapy, CBT ( cognitive behavioral therapy) all to no avail, and I'm too scared to try these methods. Watching television is a nightmare, as is reading magazines or books, if a picture comes up I feel physically sick. Who knows whether I will ever conquer my fear or whether I will just simply learn to live with it, all I know is that it's been Hell so far, so to all those people who think they are scared, have a little re-think..
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